Thursday Thirteen #5
Thirteen Quotes to make you think or giggle.
Oscar Levant was an American pianist, composer, author, comedian, and actor. He was more famous for his sarcasm and witticisms than for his music.
1. Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.
2. Happiness isn’t something you experience; it’s something you remember.
3. I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.
4. Once I make up my mind, I’m full of indecision
5. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m schizophrenic, and so am I.
6. The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
7. There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.
8. There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
9. Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
10. What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left.
11. I don’t drink. I don’t like it. It makes me feel good.
12. A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.
13. So little time and so little to do.
